Dying Female

kanal0315

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"

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Stop advertising that site. Do it again and I'll ban you.
 
though..i think by the time she decides...the plane has already crashed
 
cupcake20 said:
though..i think by the time she decides...the plane has already crashed

you're thinking too much into this. lol. funny.
 
That was sexist...
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