Dumb Blondes?????

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Kirrie2001

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Err...ummmm.

A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes, and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said....





(scroll down)... I love this one.






FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS

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LMAO

I wonder if she got her point across about blondes
 
Originally posted by Syedur
You probably have a pink body too :) and purple nails...
What planet are you from :p


i bet it's not even on the map
 
we are everywhere, around every corner, we are your neighbours, loved ones, friends, and yes we are here
 
Originally posted by canadian_divx
we are everywhere, around every corner, we are your neighbours, loved ones, friends, and yes we are here

Oh yeah, hell I would love to get hold of one of your kind... um... you guys come in different sizes too?
 
yea we are all about 3 ft tall and are pink with blue haie but that person that saw one of us wont live to tell others he will become a great meal for out green leader from teh planey u call mars
 

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