Drunks Are Full Of Wisdom

stevanhogg

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She was shopping at the local Tescos where she selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,

A carton of eggs,

A quart of orange juice,

A head of romaine lettuce,

A 2 lb. can of coffee, and

A 1 lb. package of bacon.


As she was unloading my items on the conveyor belt
to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as
she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases,
the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
she was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she
was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she
was indeed single. she looked at the six items on the
belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: "Well,
you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on
earth did you know that?"


The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
Xie wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
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