Dogs and cats are better than kids because....

itsmelisa

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Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a "gazillion" dollars for college.


And finally,


11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.


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/don't know, my dog used to hang out with drug using friends and was ALWAYS in my cloths when I wasn't home...hid them even
 

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/don't know, my dog used to hang out with drug using friends and was ALWAYS in my cloths when I wasn't home...hid them even

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heh! My cats are like teenagers, they only show up when there is food, and they sneak into the car all the time. My puppy on the other hand...
 

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