Describe the perfect man for Jewelzz

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As Police chief here, I have reason to believe that Jewelzz doesn't have the perfect man.

So I consider it my civic duty to help the deputy mayor to find that man.

Trouble is, I would consider myself absolutely perfect, so I think second opinions are needed :D

Describe away here, Jewelzz will no doubt help us in this quest.
 
COOKIE MONSTER MAD! FIND ME COOKIES, NOW!
 
LMAO!! Now this is gonna be fun!! I'm not saying anything until others start posting :p :D
 
*SNIFFS JEWELZZ* WHERE ME COOKIES?! FIND THEM, NOW!
 
Originally posted by madmatt
*SNIFFS JEWELZZ*

Sniff Jewelzz?? You a dog matt? :p
Ok zipping lips now, I'm gonna get myself in trouble here :D
 
Jewelzz, I will take you to see Tequila Sunset, everyday.

Beat that. :D :D :D
 
The Perfect Man for Jewellz has to be a cross dresser because:

THE ADVANTAGES OF HAVING A CROSSDRESSING HUSBAND are:


1.YOU have a live in cosmotologist.
2.If he wears a skirt it's easy access.
3.He always envies you because he would reather be wearing what you are
wearing.
4.You can have a girlfriend as well as a boyfriend who does'nt mind
waiting while you take your time shopping.
5.You can double your wardrobe if he's the same size as you!
6.You never have to worry about cheating on you with another woman. He IS
the other woman!!
7.You always have a girlfriend to go shopping and have lunch with!!
8.He'll NEVER object to being a clothes dummy and wearing a dress while
you hem it.
9.While shopping, you can test a new shade of nail polish on him and he
doesn't complain or asks to see a matching lipstick.
10.He'll rarely have that scratchy five o'clock shadow.
11.He'll never ask you to have a threesome with another woman as long as
he can wear the lingerie.
12.He will be sympathatic about your excess body hair.
13.He won't tear your lingerie when removing it from you.
14.He won't mind waiting on you or your girlfreinds and he won't forget
to curtsey.
15.If you need a slip for that new dress you bought and he happens to
have the perfect one, and lets you borrow it.
16.You can switch off wearing the high heels while on a long shopping
spree.
17.A man in a dress makes a good cook.
18.He loves to smell perfume and wll give you an honest opinion.
19.You can test a new shade of lipstick on him.
20.If you purchase something for your home, it won't be too feminine.
21.At least the toilet seat will be down.
22.He is a lot easier to buy gifts for.
23.He knows just the right way to make love, takes his time and knows
just what makes you tick!
24.He will understand much better that the best thing a girl can have
when she feels down is new clothes.
25.If he buy's you clothes, you know he sizes them right.
26.You can take him to the hair salon with you and he will sit quietly
while you both get your hair done and he will never complain. In fact he
will thank you.
27.The only time he will ever care if you wear curlers to bed is if he
has to wear the oversized rollers.
28.He understands why you don't care for spending 8 hours a day in
pantyhose and high heels.
29.Never complains about leaving delicate underwear out to dry.
30.You have a girlfriend who doesn't get PMS.
31.He will not only shop with you but pay the bill as well!
32.He knows how to handle delicates when he does the laundry.
33.Satin and velvet are more snuggly than denim and wool.
34.He understands the need for quality cosmetics.
35.You have even more excuses to go shopping, and he will even carry the
bags.
36.You can borrow his jewelry, clothes & makeup.
37.He understands why you go through so many pairs of stockings.
38.He no longer expect you to get ready for a night on the town in 15
minutes or less.
39.The world needs more feminists in lipstick.
40.You can take the Cosmo quizzes together.
41.You can ask him how an outfit looks, and get an intelligent response.
42.His new friends don't spend all day watching football.
43.He knows to walk slow when you're wearing heels.
44.If he says "Hon, you look nice." you know he really means it.
45.He can spot makeup smudges better than any other guy.
46.He's like having a live in cosmetologist.
47.He loves to go shopping with you and watch you try on clothes.
48.He knows how to treat a lady with care, sensitivity and respect.
49.He's a girl friend that will stick around and won't flake out on you
or stab you in the back.
50.He loves to dress up and have long chat sessions.
51.You can have a threesome without adding another partner.
52.If you've ever been bi-curious you can experiment a little.
53.You know one of you will have a tissue with you when you need it.
54.Dress him up in a French Maid's Uniform and you have a house cleaner
for the day.

I just wonder if Jewellz will keep her mouth shut now???


:D :D :D
 
Originally posted by damnyank
2.If he wears a skirt it's easy access.

This should be the #1 reason :D



Originally posted by damnyank
I just wonder if Jewellz will keep her mouth shut now???


:D :D :D
LMAO!!


I don't stay quiet for long damnyank :p
 
Jewelzz is in her glory with all this attention =)
 
the perfect man for Jewelzz would probably be a scout master
and like photography
i wish i knew someone like that
 
Mr Slippy Fist, Don't you like photography and are a scout master?
By the way you might make a good priest. PM me if your interested.
 

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