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Demon wheelchair?

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Kirrie2001

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Wheeeeeeeee!!!

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on two wheels and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some of the males actually joined in.
One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!", he said in a firm voice.

"Have you got a licence for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him.
"OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on two wheels, Weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer coaster and held it up to him.
Harold nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am." As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizeable erection in his hand.
"Oh, God," said Ethel, "not the breathalyser again!"
 
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Kirrie2001

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Sorry ALAN, but I cant get the damn thing to upload to the post.
I have tried rar & winzip, and it takes for ever.
It is 3.5mb, and I`m on a 56K modem.
But I will try different methods to get it on even if it kills me, which will be very likely. :mad: :D
 

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