Deep Thoughts

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In honor of Jack Handey (for no particular reason), I am starting a "Deep Thoughts" thread. Post originals, or your favorite Jack Handey ones.
 
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad. -Jack Handey

If your GPA seems too low and you feel stupid, remember that five-thirds of Americans have trouble with fractions. -original
 
Originally posted by Hipster Doofus
I got one:

Who the hell is Jack Handey???????????????????

Sorry, never took that question into account. :) "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey" is a segment that shows up on Saturday Night Live pretty often. Look here for examples of his stuff.
 
Originally posted by muzikool
In honor of Jack Handey (for no particular reason), I am starting a "Deep Thoughts" thread. Post originals, or your favorite Jack Handey ones.

in honor of ?

did he die ?

I always love the section... with that HUge book lol.. and the soft music...

always brilliant..
 
Re: Re: Deep Thoughts

Originally posted by Sazar
in honor of ?

did he die ?

That's why I noted for no particular reason. :D

Here's another original:
If I could be anything, I would be that needle in the haystack. That way, people would always be looking for me, and I’m really good at hide-and-seek.
 
I really like it... he toughed me when Mad Scientist throw their best parties...
I miss The Lost Deep Thought.
 

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