In the spirit of Carpo (LOL BTW) and I know I'm off topic:
Statistician's Blues
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They say 3 percent of the people use 5 to 6 percent of their brain[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]97 percent use 3 percent and the rest goes down the drain[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I'll never know which one I am but I'll bet you my last dime[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]99 percent think we're 3 percent 100 percent of the time[/FONT]
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64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I need another double shot of something 90 proof[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I got too much to think about[/FONT]
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Too much to think about[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Too much to figure out[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Stuck between hope and doubt[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]It's too much to think about[/FONT]
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They say 92 percent of everything you learned in school was just bull**** you'll never need[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]84 percent of everything you got you bought to satisfy your greed[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Because 90 percent of the world's population links possessions to success[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Even though 80 percent of the wealthiest 1 percent of the population[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Drinks to an alarming excess[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]More money, more stress[/FONT]
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It's too much to think about[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Too much to figure out[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Stuck between hope and doubt[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]It's too much to think about[/FONT]
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Pick it now[/FONT]
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84 percent of all statisticians truly hate their jobs[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]They say the average bank robber lives within say about 20 miles of the bank that he robs[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]There's this little bank not far from here I've been watching now for a while[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Lately all I can think about's how bad I wanna go out in style[/FONT]
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And it's too much to think about[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Too much to figure out[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Stuck between hope and doubt[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]It's too much to think about[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]That's right[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]It's too much to think about[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Amen[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]It's too much to think about[/FONT]