DeathTest

GoNz0

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well it's good news for me, i never thought i stood a chance of making it to 50, but, i just got hope at this link.

(light hearted humor)

http://www.thespark.com/deathtest/

:cool:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 26, 2024
at the age of 50 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (27%)
Auto-Fellatio (13%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Suicide (8%)
Homicide (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
 
well...hmmmm... strange...

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

Never


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (0%)
Auto-Fellatio (0%)
Heart Attack (0%)
Suicide (0%)
Homicide (0%)
Alcoholism (0%)
Alien Abduction (0%)

Boredom (100%)

:p


[edit]

OOOOOPS... :eek:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

December 7, 2003
at the age of 44 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (42%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Cancer (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Heart Attack (5%)

Damn! :confused:
 
October 29, 2064
at the age of 78 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (23%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Suicide (5%)
 
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


September 4, 2039
at the age of 70 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Suicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) ???? Ermmmmmmm :confused:
 
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 27, 2046
at the age of 62 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (24%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)

They better have flying cars by then or im going to be mad
:mad: I WANT MY JETSONS CAR :D
 
March 6, 2060
at the age of 78 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (38%)
Cancer (15%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Loneliness (6%)

I don't like the look of the last one...
 
Hahaha! Thats so funny! Some questions actually made me laugh, which is odd for something like this. :D

funniest thing: "Has anyone in your family had problems with any of the following?" : illiteracy? HAHAHA!

10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.

HAHAHA! jokes! :D

+fav
 
January 12, 2035
at the age of 50 years old

Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Horrible Accident (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Homicide (5%)

"Alien Abduction" :confused:
 
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


December 26, 2043
at the age of 67 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

And when I select the absolute possible worst

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


December 3, 2003
at the age of 27 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (34%)
Cancer (14%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)

:( :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :(
 

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