Dear Abby

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Dear Abby was speechless when these came in:

Dear Abby:
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me.
One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social
worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together
and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out.
Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby:
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and
violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby:
I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much
I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby:
I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has
been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think
my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know
him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby:
I suspected that my husband had been fooling around,
and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything
and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby:
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy
who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby:
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now,
how do I get out?

Dear Abby:
My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist
$50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby:
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't
know he drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby:
My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is
going through her mental pause.

Dear Abby:
You told some woman whose husband had lost all
interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all
interest in sex years ago and he is a doctor.
 

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