Daftinitions

belveder

OSNN Senior Addict
Joined
4 Mar 2003
Messages
267
Daftinitions

Arbitrator- A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable -What a bullfighter tries to do.
Baloney- Where some hemlines fall
Bernadette- The act of torching a mortgage
Burglarize -What a crook sees with
Control- A short, ugly inmate
Counterfeiters- Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
Eclipse- What an English barber does for a living
Eyedropper- A clumsy ophthalmologist
Heroes- What a guy in a boat does
Left Bank -What the robber did when his bag was full of loot
Misty- How golfers create divots
Paradox- Two physicians
Parasites- What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist- Helper on the farm
Polarize- What penguins see with
Primate- Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
Relief- What trees do in the spring
Rubberneck- What you do to relax your wife
Seamstress- Describes 250 pounds in a size six
Selfish -What the owner of a seafood store does
Subdued- A guy who works on a submarine
Sudafed- Bringing litigation against a government official
 

Members online

No members online now.

Latest profile posts

Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
Xie wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
Electronic Punk wrote on Sazar's profile.
Rest in peace my friend, been trying to find you and finally did in the worst way imaginable.

Forum statistics

Threads
62,015
Messages
673,494
Members
5,621
Latest member
naeemsafi
Back