Could you pass the test?

XPletive

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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
and so we decided to get married. My parent helped us in every
way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend?
She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed,
and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective
sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts
and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend
down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant
view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did
it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when
I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married,
and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me
that she wanted to make love to me just once before
I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total
shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to
my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just
come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties
and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there
for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I
opened the door and stepped out of the house, making a mad-dash
straight for my car. My future in-laws were standing outside.
With tears in their eyes. They hugged me and said, "We are very
happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your
car.
 
Originally posted by xsivforce
XPletive, where you been?


Hey man... Been lurking. Bought a house that's a major fixer-upper,
so I've been busting my a$$ to get it liveable. Don't have the PC hooked up at home yet.

I lurk at work, but need to be careful. :D

I see Jewelzz made a "friend".... :D
 
Oooooh ;)

Yah, everyone got it out of their system by the time xsiv got home :)
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
Xie wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
Electronic Punk wrote on Sazar's profile.
Rest in peace my friend, been trying to find you and finally did in the worst way imaginable.

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