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Confucius

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slimboyfat

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#1
CONFUCIUS SAY:-

No difference between man and mouse -
both end in pussy.



Man is young when he snatches kisses,
old when he kisses snatches.


He who stands with hands in pockets feels foolish, but he
who has holes in pockets feels nuts.



Crowded elevator smell different to midget.



War does not determine who right. War determine who left.



Man who goes to bed with itchy bum wakes up with itchy finger.





:eek:
 
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Kirrie2001

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#4
:D :D Good ones slimboyfat.

Confusius also say,

Lady pilot who flies upside down, have big crack up.

Woman who cooks meat and peas in same pot, very unhygenic.
 
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slimboyfat

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#8
*Man who goes to bed with itchy bum wakes up with itchy finger.*

Sorry all, tryping errer,


Should be................................


Man who goes to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.


:confused:
 

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