Computer up grade lol

tommy

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Computer upgrade

"A few months ago, I upgraded from DrinkingMates 4.2 to Girlfriend
1.0
Which I had been told for years wouldn't give me any trouble.
However, there
are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only
solution
was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
other
applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy
6.9.
Successive versions of Girlfriend 1.0 proved no better. I tried a
shareware

program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my
system,
forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run the new Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0
at the
same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected
each other
they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to
Fiancée
1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded
further to
Wife 1.0. Whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available
resources, it
does at least come bundled with FreeSexPlus and CleanHouse 2005.
Shortly
after this upgrade however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very
unstable
and extremely costly to run.

Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory
and
Could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had
forgotten
About them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and
E-mail
filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge 2.
Worse
still, these latter products have no Help files, and I have to try
and guess
what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly
requiring
Adobe ShoeShop, HandBag Searcher and Hairstyle Express, all of which
need
To be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches
itself to
my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an
Irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.

I've recently been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could
be
problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife
1.0
detects Mistress 2005 it tends to delete all of your money before
uninstalling itself. "
 

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