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Clocks in Heaven

Heeter

Overclocked Like A Mother
#1
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That 's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The Hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.

It's in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."


Heeter
 

mlakrid

OSNN BASSMASTER
Political User
#2
Thats SOO wrong, on soo many levels... Im suprised Perris hasnt been in here saying he needed a fan too...

LOL :laugh:
 

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