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Clever Irishman

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Paddy has broken his leg and his mate Mick goes round to see him.

Mick says "how you doin Paddy?"

Paddy says " I'm OK, but do us a favour, nip upstairs and get my slippers, my feet
are bloody freezing."

Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's two gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters
sitting on their bed.

He says "Hi girls, your dad's sent me up here to shag the both of you".

They say "get away with ya Mick.. We don't believe that."

Mick shouts downstairs "Paddy, both of em?"

Paddy shouts back "of course both of em, what's the point of f#ckin one?"
 

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