Chuck Norris Responds To Random Facts


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I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris

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this is so my fav one.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.


I'm sorry Hal...
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VenomXt said:
it cant be.. nothing can block chuck norris. HA!
What happened was the site was so extreme and hardcore and just too manly, EP's network couldn't handle it and died


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The chucknorrisfacts site is the most ridiculously hilarious thing I recently read :D
As soon as I logged onto the site, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked me through my computer screen. I'm now paralyzed from the eyebrows down.
Electronic Punk said:
Just realised is blocked by our proxy. Must be too hardcore.

Victim of another Roundhouse EP. You can't keep him out, might as well move the servers to Fort Knox. ;)

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- my fav. heheh

screw that.... I found my new new fav....

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris is kind of a tool...

and when I say "kind of," I mean absolutely 100% without question...

and when I say "tool," I mean completely washed-out loser trying to make money off unexplainable past success.


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onimkron said:
Can't believe he actually responsed to the whole 'generated facts' thing. I'd like to see Vin Diesel do the same :D
I'd like to see Admiral Ackbar do the same for his 'facts' site. Now that would be cool

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