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A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent." "ONE CENT!" exclaimed the guy.

The barman replied "Yes." So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas, and fried egg?"

Certainly sir," replies the bartender, but all that comes to real money." "How much money?" inquires the guy. "4 cents", he replies.

"FOUR cents!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."

The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"

The bartender replies, "Same as I'm doing to his business."
 
Ha ha ha ha ha ha

OMG

thats a good 1

very funny

:p :p :p
 
Steak, chips and peas I can believe - but a fried egg???

I thought the fried egg was a choice with the gammon! (ham for you americans)?

Actually - it is pretty dang funny !:D :D
 

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