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Chav Jokes.

SPeedY_B

I may actually be insane.
#1
1.What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
(or Britney Spears)

7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

11. 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.

12. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the "Gary"!

Thought I'd post after seeing a chav article on The Register :p
 
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Lee

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#3
There was me thinking speedy and heny looked quite dashing in their burberry outfits, includes, scarf, hat, gloves and knuckle dusters, driving around looking for a place to park their nova's,!
 
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Lee

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#5
We have them here, pikey's they are, they came from pikey families settled on a housing association estate at the back of our village, (off topic='s they cause all the crime, graffiti and filth) they walk around in the same clothing everyday, they never change their clothes and they think they're cool or something.
 
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Lee

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#7
12. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the "Gary"!
mmmmm, is that up the 'Gary Glitter'? or is it another slang term for Gary?

speedy we need tissues here I am crying my eyes out with laughter, it's not ironic it's true!
 
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Lee

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#10
More a Northern thing, charver is a yob (youth) and I spose a chavette a female yob (youth).
 

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