cant stop laughing some of these.

[VenomXt]

http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html a buddy showed me this. God its funny. reply with your fav ones.

 

[~bk]

65. There are no evil clowns living under my bed.

 

[X-Istence]

http://personal.x-istence.com/

Blog posted it, was laughing so loud on some of them that i had tears in my eyes.

 

[VenomXt]

glad you guys liked it i think one of my favs is
Our medic is called 'Sgt Larwasa', not 'Dr. Feelgood'.

LOLOLOL

 

[Lee]

wonders if you're allowed to pick your nose on Thursday's.

Very good find. Bookmarked.

 

[Electronic Punk]

SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored; ... managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't allowed to do.

- Not allowed to get shot

Can I guess if he was clever or bored?

 

[Bootsy]

129. The Microsoft ® ‘Dancing Paperclip’ is not authorized to countermand any orders

lmao

 

[unknownsoul]

43. Camouflage body paint is not a uniform. lol

 

[Henyman]

# Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don't like to War Criminal posters.

 

[Tuffgong4]

67. I am not the Psychological Warfare Mascot.

I always thought I was! but I guess he isn't either

 

[ming]

90. Inflatable sheep do *not* need to be displayed during a room inspection.

oh man... this guy is a sheep-sh@gga!

 

[VenomXt]

worth a very old bump for still being very funny

 

[Aprox]

Wow, thanks for bumping.... haha.

There is some really funny stuff in there.