can you read the signs?

Dark Atheist

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Court Docket 56477-3A

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another
seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out
laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years
old) what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady
got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat
under a sign that said: "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I
grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said: " Logan 's
Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then she
placed herself under a sign that said: "William's Big Stick Did the
Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when
she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said: "Goodyear
Rubber could have prevented this Accident"...I just lost it.

"CASE DISMISSED!!"
 

technomom

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OH good grief!

Why can't I control myself when I read stupid stuff like this?

Maybe I should go to bed...
 

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Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
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