Can A whale swallow a human?

[zoey]

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

 

[Khayman]

i like that one

 

[Iceman]

yep I did it as a Cajun joke couple weeks ago, but still funny

 

[Tabula Rasa]

oooh, the christian religious misconceptions in here.
Still funny!!!

 

[zoey]

Originally posted by Benny
oooh, the christian religious misconceptions in here.
Still funny!!!

LOL

 

[funky dredd]

That was pretty good!

 

[ZAnwar]

That was very good !