Boudreaux's wife told him last week, "We can't afford beer anymore and you will have to quit drinking."
Then Boudreaux looked at her last month's credit card bill.
$65.00 for make-up $150.00 for a color & cut
$30.00 for a manicure
$40.00 for a pedicure
$50.00 for vitamins
$300.00 for clothes
$125.00 for a tanning salon
And last but not least, $600.00 for a SPA membership.
So Boudreaux asked her, "Why do I have to give up stuff and you don't?"
She told him, "That's what I needed to look pretty for you."
Then Boudreaux told her, "That's basically what the beer is for."
I don't think she is coming back.
Then Boudreaux looked at her last month's credit card bill.
$65.00 for make-up $150.00 for a color & cut
$30.00 for a manicure
$40.00 for a pedicure
$50.00 for vitamins
$300.00 for clothes
$125.00 for a tanning salon
And last but not least, $600.00 for a SPA membership.
So Boudreaux asked her, "Why do I have to give up stuff and you don't?"
She told him, "That's what I needed to look pretty for you."
Then Boudreaux told her, "That's basically what the beer is for."
I don't think she is coming back.
