Buddy pulling the car

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An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch
In a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer
Came to help with his big strong horse named
Buddy.He hitched buddy up to the car and yelled,
"Pull, nellie, pull!" Buddy didn't move.

Then the farmer hollered, "pull, buster, pull!"
Buddy didn't respond.
Once more the farmer commanded, "pull, coco,
Pull!" Nothing.

Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "pull, buddy,
Pull!" And the horse easily dragged the car out
Of the ditch.The motorist was most appreciative and very
Curious.

He asked the farmer why he called his
Horse by the wrong name three times.

"Well... Buddy is blind and if he thought he
Was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try."


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