Brought it on Yourself...
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?"
said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose
to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired
the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you
standing up there all by yourself."
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?"
said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose
to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired
the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you
standing up there all by yourself."