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A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender :



"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"



The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says :



"Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things.....



1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.

2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.

3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter. 5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.



Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke ?



The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares:



"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."



HeHeHe
 

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