Blonde

[Electronic Punk]

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mum," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mum?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mum, Mum," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e, f, g!" "That's very good, Dear." "Is it because I'm blonde, Mum?" "Yes Pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mum, Mum," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have boobs!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde,
Mum?" "No Dear, it's because you're 25."

 

[NetRyder]

Hahahaha

 

[SPeedY_B]

Awh, heard it before, still a good'un though

 

[Jewelzz]

lmao
good one

 

[Khayman]

Moved to Jokes forum

 

[Khayman]

Hence the smiley

 

[gonaads]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

 

[gonaads]

Hey Khayman, I was wondering about the quote in yer Sig...

What if you jammed a magnet? (into something )
What if you socked a toaster? (ouch)
What if yer granny was a bag lady? eek: ) Well... not yours

 

[Khayman]

You've spent weeks thinking that up havn't you

 

[SkazzyUK]

Classic, Pure Classic

 

[Grandmaster]

feckin hilarious