• This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn more.

Bits & Pieces???

K

Kirrie2001

Guest
#1
A British pilot during W.W.II was shot down over Germany.
In the hospital, he was told that his left leg had to be amputated.
He asked for it to be parachuted down over England. This was done.
A week later, his right leg had to go, and he asked for the same thing to be done.
A week later his left arm had the same fate.
A short time later, his right arm was about to be taken off, he asked for the arm to be dropped over England like the other limbs.
The German doctor answered "Nien, Nien, ve sink zat you are trying to escape, ya".
 
L

Leevoy

Guest
#2
Antwortete der deutsche Arzt", kein kein wir glauben, daß Sie sich bemühen zu entkommen, ja?"

Ha ha ha, great joke ;)
 

Members online

No members online now.

Latest posts

Latest profile posts

Perris Calderon wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Ep, glad to see you come back and tidy up...did want to ask a one day favor, I want to enhance my resume , was hoping you could make me administrator for a day, if so, take me right off since I won't be here to do anything, and don't know the slightest about the board, but it would be nice putting "served administrator osnn", if can do, THANKS

Been running around Quora lately, luv it there https://tinyurl.com/ycpxl
Electronic Punk wrote on Perris Calderon's profile.
All good still mate?
Hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me ...
Xie
What a long strange trip it's been. =)

Forum statistics

Threads
61,962
Messages
673,240
Members
89,015
Latest member
loxioalix