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Birthday Present(Rather rude)

Guybrush

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#1
A rich man and a poor man were talking when the rich man said "I've bought my wife a new Mercedes Benz and a pure gold necklace for her birthday. The reasoning behind this is that if she doesn't like the necklace she can drive the Mercedes to the jeweller and exchange it for one she does like"

In reply to this the poor man said "I intend to buy my wife a hairbrush and a dildo. The reasoning behind this is that if she doesn't like the hairbrush she can go and f*@k herself!":D
 

Grandmaster

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#6
Posted by Guybrush
A rich man and a poor man were talking when the rich man said "I've bought my wife a new Mercedes Benz and a pure gold necklace for her birthday. The reasoning behind this is that if she doesn't like the necklace she can drive the Mercedes to the jeweller and exchange it for one she does like"

In reply to this the poor man said "I intend to buy my wife a hairbrush and a dildo. The reasoning behind this is that if she doesn't like the hairbrush she can go and f*@k herself!":D
haha, funny :D
 

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