Best Man Speech suggestions: Funny one liners...


Red Sox Fan!
Sep 15, 2003
Ok, so I have to write a best man speech for my brother. I don't expect anyone here to know him of course, so I guess I'm just wondering. What were some memorable one liners from weddings that you have been to?

Funny or serious.

I've got some ideas on what I want to do but I need more lines to skim through.


.. Commodore ..
Political User
Jan 12, 2004
At my brothers wedding; I had all the women in the room bring up a key to table. What I did was say
"As you know *** is married now. Since it is so, he can not see any other women. So would any women who has a key to his pad please return it at this time".
Half the women in the room brought one up. The funny thing was when I had a 80 year old women bring one up lol .. Needless to say it got a good laugh ...


The Donger Need Food!!!!
Political User
Jun 21, 2002
best one I heard was this..."Anwar as a little kid had one dream...being a doctor...then when he got older he wanted to be a cardiologist. Finally his dream ended with him getting his own practice as a gynecologist, so we all know where his heart is!!"

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