• This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn more.

Bear

Jewelzz

OSNN Godlike Veteran
#1
In this life I'm a woman.
In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but
sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself
stupid.I could deal with that, too

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are
the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown,
>cute cuddly cubs.I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You
swat anyone who bothers your cubs.

If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
He expects that you will have hairy
legs and excess body fat.

Yup... gonna be a bear
 

Members online

No members online now.

Latest posts

Latest profile posts

Perris Calderon wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Ep, glad to see you come back and tidy up...did want to ask a one day favor, I want to enhance my resume , was hoping you could make me administrator for a day, if so, take me right off since I won't be here to do anything, and don't know the slightest about the board, but it would be nice putting "served administrator osnn", if can do, THANKS

Been running around Quora lately, luv it there https://tinyurl.com/ycpxl
Electronic Punk wrote on Perris Calderon's profile.
All good still mate?
Hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me ...
Xie
What a long strange trip it's been. =)

Forum statistics

Threads
61,962
Messages
673,247
Members
89,017
Latest member
Seggar