Jewelzz
OSNN Godlike Veteran
- Joined
- 5 Mar 2002
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In this life I'm a woman.
In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but
sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself
stupid.I could deal with that, too
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are
the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown,
>cute cuddly cubs.I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You
swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
He expects that you will have hairy
legs and excess body fat.
Yup... gonna be a bear
In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but
sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself
stupid.I could deal with that, too
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are
the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown,
>cute cuddly cubs.I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You
swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
He expects that you will have hairy
legs and excess body fat.
Yup... gonna be a bear
