bash.org - Top 100 quotes

[delta4s]

http://bash.org/?top
Plenty of funny quotes there LMAO

docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in ****ing EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our ****ing phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! **** **** ****
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a ****en impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally

<wolf> 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
<wolf> 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
<wolf> 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
Reply Mail Envelope.
<wolf> 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
in your hand.
<wolf> 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
whistling.
<wolf> I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says
Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
<wolf> Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.

 

[LordOfLA]

aye there should be short little links with the quotes, if you paste those instead you can fit more in and make someone loose a day or two

 

[X-Istence]

I loved the last one. Read it once a few years ago. This is the first time ive seen it pop up again.

 

[X-Istence]

http://bash.org/?171987
http://bash.org/?125283
http://bash.org/?178890
http://bash.org/?104383
http://bash.org/?180081

Some of my favorites. I used to spent hours at a time to read them.

 

[zeke_mo]

http://bash.org/?431688

So far that one is my personal fav

 

[zeke_mo]

http://bash.org/?104383

http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm

I love those, when he says something about the battleship ass, I just crack up

^EDIT: dont read those while drinking something

 

[Kr0m]

Lolol!!

 

[delta4s]

aye there should be short little links with the quotes, if you paste those instead you can fit more in and make someone loose a day or two

I just put those quotes in to give the lazy people an instant laugh or two

 

[Petros]

Bash.org is blocked at my workplace! Humor and profanity, says the filter. So paste some humor. If it happens to have profanity, I'll survive.

 

[Admiral Michael]

God I love that site