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NOISY NEIGHBORS
A bright young Scottish lad named Shamus had the
opportunity to go to university in London. So he packed
his bags and said good-bye to his mother and left the
highlands for the big city.
After the first week his mother called to see how her
boy was holding up.
"I love it here Mother," Shamus told her, "but these
English students are the oddest people ever! Why the
boy who lives in the dormitory room next to me bangs
his head against the wall until midnight every night.
And the boy in the room above me stomps around until
midnight every night. And the boy right below me blasts
his stereo until midnight every night."
"Why don't you complain to the Dean of students?" asks
his mother.
"Well, it doesn't bother me much," answers Shamus. "I'm
usually up until that time quietly practicing my
bagpipes anyway."
BIRDS ON THE ROOF
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi were sitting around
discussing the pigeon problem. Each house of worship
was being over run with pigeons on the roofs. The
minister said "I tried to shoot them off, but they'd
just circle around and come back. The only damage it
did was to put holes in my roof."
The rabbi said, "I tried to smoke the pigeons off my
roof, but all that happened was the roof caught fire."
The priest then told the others that he managed to get
rid of the birds. The others were amazed and asked what
his secret was. "Well," he said, "I just baptized them,
confirmed them, and I haven't seen them since."
btw does any 1 get that last 1?
A bright young Scottish lad named Shamus had the
opportunity to go to university in London. So he packed
his bags and said good-bye to his mother and left the
highlands for the big city.
After the first week his mother called to see how her
boy was holding up.
"I love it here Mother," Shamus told her, "but these
English students are the oddest people ever! Why the
boy who lives in the dormitory room next to me bangs
his head against the wall until midnight every night.
And the boy in the room above me stomps around until
midnight every night. And the boy right below me blasts
his stereo until midnight every night."
"Why don't you complain to the Dean of students?" asks
his mother.
"Well, it doesn't bother me much," answers Shamus. "I'm
usually up until that time quietly practicing my
bagpipes anyway."
BIRDS ON THE ROOF
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi were sitting around
discussing the pigeon problem. Each house of worship
was being over run with pigeons on the roofs. The
minister said "I tried to shoot them off, but they'd
just circle around and come back. The only damage it
did was to put holes in my roof."
The rabbi said, "I tried to smoke the pigeons off my
roof, but all that happened was the roof caught fire."
The priest then told the others that he managed to get
rid of the birds. The others were amazed and asked what
his secret was. "Well," he said, "I just baptized them,
confirmed them, and I haven't seen them since."
btw does any 1 get that last 1?