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Bad Habits

ZeroHour

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Three guys are in a doctor's office. One is a drunk, another's a smoker and the third's a gay guy.

The doctor tells each of them that, if they induldge in their bad habit one more time, they will die.

Outside they pass a bar. The drunk says, "I don't care if I die, I need a drink." The drunk goes into the bar takes a drink and, sure enough, he drops dead.

Meanwhile the smoker and the gay guy are walking along. Then the smoker spots a lit cigarette on the sidewalk.

The gay guy looks over and says, "If you bend down to pick that up, we're both dead."
 

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