Automotive Acronyms

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Automobile Acronyms

ACURA
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

AMC
All Makes Combined
A Major Cost
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
Another Major Catastrophe
Ain't My Car

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Withdrawal
Burns Money Well
Basic Marin Wheels (Marin, California)
Break My Window
Break My Windshield
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Barely Moving Wreck
Born Moderately Wealthy
Breaks Most Wrenches
Bring More Wrenches
Bring My Wallet
Broken Money Waster
Bavarian Muck Wagon
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
(To the Driver behind one of these) Blocking My Way


BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Highly Embarrassing Vehicle Relies On Luck Every Time
Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques


CHEVY
Crappy Heap in Every Vato's Yard

DAEWOO
Darn Automobile ain't Expensive but With Out a doubt Obsolete

DODGE
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dead On Donner Going East (Donner Pass)
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

FERRARI
Fast, Exotic, Racy, Red And Really Impractical

FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again, Tony!

FORD
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump
Fault Of Research & Development
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. & Ron`s DNA
F*ckin' Oakies Really Dig 'em
F*cked Over Rebuilt Dodge
F*cker Only Rolls Downhill
Four Old Rusted Doors
Fails On Race Day
Fails On Rainy Days
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

GEO
Good Engineering Overlooked
Good Engineering Omitted

GM
General Maintenance
Giant Mistake

GMC
Garage Man`s Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
How Odd, No Damned Acceleration
Has Obnoxious Noise During Acceleration
Horsepower Option Never Did Appear

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable And Inexpensive

JEEP
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Junk in Each and Every Part

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MITSUBISHI
Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
Motor Is Tough, Sounds Unbelievably Bad, Intimidates Slow Hondas Incessantly

MG
Money Guzzler

MGB
Might Go Backwards

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment

PLYMOUTH
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood

PONTIAC
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac

PORSCHE
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair, Usually

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overpay (for) This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid

TRIUMPH
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless
Very Weird




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[Dark Atheist]

Fiat

fix it again today
fix it again tomorrow

I used t work n the docks where they were imported, you would see loads by the side of the road where they had broke down

 

[falconguard]

But I like my Buick...If only they did the Grand National line again *sigh*

 

[kcnychief]

HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
How Odd, No Damned Acceleration
Has Obnoxious Noise During Acceleration
Horsepower Option Never Did Appear

LOL - so true, but I do <3 my Civic