Aussie Computer Language

[Hipster Doofus]

Log On - Make the barbie hotter
Log Off - Don't add any more wood
Monitor - Keeping an eye on the barbie
Download - Get the firewood off the ute
Hard drive - trip back home without any cold tinnies
Floppy Disc - What you get lifting too much firewood at once
Keyboard - where you hang the ute, and bike keys
Window - What you shut when it's cold
Screen - What you shut in the mozzie season
Byte - What mozzies do
Bit - What mozzies did
Mega Byte - What Townsville mozzies do
Chip - A bar snack
Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips
Modem - What you did to the lawns
Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife
Laptop - Where the cat sleeps
Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at Big Roosters
Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from Kmart
Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed
Mainframe - What holds the shed up
Web - What spiders make
Web Site - The shed or under the verandah
Cursor - The old bloke who swears a lot
Search Engine - What you do when the ute won't go
Yahoo - what you say when the ute does go
Upgrade - A steep hill
Server - The person at the pub that brings out the counter lunch
Mail Server - The bloke at the pub that brings out the counter lunch
User - The neighbour who keeps borrowing things
Network - When you have to repair your fishing net
Internet - Complicated fish net repair method
Netscape - When fish manoeuvres out of reach of net
Online - When you get the laundry hung out
Off Line - When the pegs don't hold the washing up

 

[Glaanieboy]

😀

 

[djwhite]

How true it is, mate! 😀

 

[xsivforce]

Good on ya m8. 🙂 'ow 'bout a pint of Fosters?

 

[Tbird94sc]

beer - fosters, australian for beer

 

[patrick]

Hehe... that windaz pic is a little harsh but its pretty darn funny anyway.
Yeah! Australia rules... mate!

btw- for you people in Australia here are my fav sites for computer parts/prices: www.techbuy.com.au & www.pccasegear.com
(These sites are not an alternative to xp-erience so the post should be perfectly legal)

Anyways, Australia rules!
Anyone livin' here enjoy da life, anyone who ain't, well ya betta get yaselves ova here quick smart.

Hehe, sorry, joking.

btw- you people watch Rove?


Patrick

 

[Aarow]

Originally posted by xsivforce
Good on ya m8. 🙂 'ow 'bout a pint of Fosters?

Haha Real Aussies don't drink Fosters. We just export the stuff.😉

The Aarow

 

[Hipster Doofus]

Fosters is cat pee. VB all the way. 😛 (VB = Victorian Bitter) 😎

 

[Smokie]

Hey xsivforce, you getting us Ozzies mixed up with the Poms.

We dont drink our Fosters in pints but from a tinnie (can) or a stubbie (small bottle), and if we are in a posh place, we even use a proper drinking glass.

Hipster, on a hot day and your busting for a good cold beer, either a VB or a Fosters will do me mate.

 

[Electronic Punk]

Is this the anti-pom thread then eh?

I drink Foster's but only from a can, when I am in a pub I drink bitter.

Tho as I am a student nasty little bottles of lager from France/Germany usually do the job.

 

[Smokie]

Awww c,mon Electronic Punk mate, you know we Ozzies have a love/hate thing with you Poms.. We love to hate you 😀

Just because we beat you in cricket and rugby on a regular basic, we still luvs the muver country... Here, have another on me cobber.

 

[Khayman]

I have total respect for Ausies. People who live in a country where everythings deadly 🙂 lol

 

[computer-x]

The only thing better than a Aussie is a KIWI 😉

 

[rick_422]

for a hard earned thirst, nothing beats the best cold beer, and the best cold beer is vic, victoria bittter
..... (i forget the middle part)...
you can get it any old how
as a matter of fact, ive got it now

 

[Electronic Punk]

I remember going to Twickenham and watching the rugby last year, England vs Australia, had an Australian guy behind us cheering for the entire match cos Australia were like 2 points ahead the entire game, last couple of mins England scored a penaulty. The Oz guy didn't make much more noise 😛

We don't have to take the piss, Neighbours does it for you 😀
Cept that Holly Valance (*makes cat noises*)

 

[Hipster Doofus]

Originally posted by computer-x
The only thing better than a Aussie is a KIWI 😉

Hmmmmmm is that why they are all moving over here?

 

[brodie]

Just wait for Saturday night when the mighty Wallabies give those bloody NZ Maori's a flogging in Perth.

And as for beer you can't beat an ice cold Emu Bitter
anytime, anywhere

 

[Aarow]

A cold Emu Bitter

Nector of the Gods.......... Us Aussies.😀 😀