At the Grocery Store

[Codasmd]

Brutal, but funny.





A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart
of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of
romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
the cashier. He said, "You must be single."

The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition,
looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly
unusual about her selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're
absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

 

[Jewelzz]

 

[damnyank]

That's old - but my question is this:

How can she be ugly if beauty is in the eyes of the beholder?

 

[gonaads]

Because he beheld her ugliness.

 

[gonaads]

And she probably called him a drunkin ass. Where he replied, "Yes I am, but when I wake up tomorrow I'll be sobre and normal. You on the otherhand will still be ugly."

 

[damnyank]

Originally posted by gonaads
And she probably called him a drunkin ass. Where he replied, "Yes I am, but when I wake up tomorrow I'll be sobre and normal. You on the otherhand will still be ugly."

That's one thing about being fat or drunk - ya can always change but when you're ugly - your're ugly - it is a curse being ugly - reminds me of this damnyank I know that has big ears and can not do anything about them!

 

[rushm001]

Originally posted by damnyank
How can she be ugly if beauty is in the eyes of the beholder?

Don't you mean beer-holder?

 

[damnyank]

Originally posted by rushm001
Don't you mean beer-holder?

Very good rushm001 - I wish I would have thought of that one!

 

[Tittles]

now if u were ugly u can go on The Swan on that fox network muhaaaaa

 

[Not Bman]

The Swan is the dumbest show ever!!!