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At the Grocery Store

Codasmd

Old School XPeriencer
#1
Brutal, but funny.





A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart
of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of
romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
the cashier. He said, "You must be single."

The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition,
looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly
unusual about her selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're
absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
 

gonaads

Beware the G-Man
Political User
#5
And she probably called him a drunkin ass. Where he replied, "Yes I am, but when I wake up tomorrow I'll be sobre and normal. You on the otherhand will still be ugly." :p
 

damnyank

I WILL NOT FORGET 911
#6
Originally posted by gonaads
And she probably called him a drunkin ass. Where he replied, "Yes I am, but when I wake up tomorrow I'll be sobre and normal. You on the otherhand will still be ugly." :p
That's one thing about being fat or drunk - ya can always change but when you're ugly - your're ugly - it is a curse being ugly - reminds me of this damnyank I know that has big ears and can not do anything about them!:p :p
 

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