An American In Scotland

stevanhogg

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An American was going for a job interview in the Scottish countryside and on his way out he asked a local farmer for directions:

"Excuse me, dude , could you possibly tell me the quickest way to London?"

The farmer said: "You driving or walking, lad?"
The American replied: "Driving."

The farmer nodded, saying:
"Aye definitely the quickest way
 
ha, ha. Now that is a joke.
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
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Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
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