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Not sure if you had enough to drink?, here are 7 signs that will help you decide:
1. You argue about politics with a chair, and he wins.
2. Some pretty girl comes on to you, and you throw up on her.
3.When your Cell phone rings, you gently cures him, and put him to sleep.
4. You hit your TV because she annoys you.
5. You start crying, and promise the TV it wont happen again.
6. The slice of lemon in your drink seems hilarious to you.
7. you look at the clock and think: it cant be a cow and a half already
(Tested and approved!!!, Totally Infantile, But true when your drunk.)
1. You argue about politics with a chair, and he wins.
2. Some pretty girl comes on to you, and you throw up on her.
3.When your Cell phone rings, you gently cures him, and put him to sleep.
4. You hit your TV because she annoys you.
5. You start crying, and promise the TV it wont happen again.
6. The slice of lemon in your drink seems hilarious to you.
7. you look at the clock and think: it cant be a cow and a half already
(Tested and approved!!!, Totally Infantile, But true when your drunk.)