Advice for Parents on Masturbation..

I've seen this before, sadly. I think this guy takes himself seriously. Talk about an egg head.
 
Looking around the site I get the impression that this guy takes himself seriously. He needs locking up. Funny it is but funny it ain't.
 
damnit its gone what the hell are you guys talking about?
 
Hahahahahaha I was there five miutes ago. Hopefully they pulled the plug but somehow I don't think so. It's been there for years.
 
6. Use corporal punishment. Spare the rod and spoil the child! Although outlawed by Socialists in many places, a good, sound thrashing has always been the best cure for the unruly child.
 
CheckMate scientifically detects a protein Enzyme produced by the male Prostate Gland to reveal traces of semen on clothing, sheets, ceilings, keyboards, etc. It apparently won't detect Masturbation in girls (my Scientific consultants assure me that females have no prostate glands, although the Bible suggests otherwise), but will uncover sexual activity in your daughters by detecting traces of semen in Panties, hair, etc. For additional security, you may easily buy a $10.00 microscope from Toys R Us and a $500.00 centrifuge from Fisher Scientific that will enable you (MALE CHRISTIAN PARENTS ONLY!!!!) to examine your sons' urine for signs of the Sin of Onan.

...*speechless*

11. Put boxing gloves on your children's hands at bedtime. Boxing gloves are pretty hard to take off without someone's help. If you do this you can sleep soundly, knowing that your children aren't touching themselves in an impure way.

lol...

9. Have you caught your child Masturbating? If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down holding his erect penis, he's probably Masturbating.

duh...what did you think he was doing? ...praying?
 
Sinners I tell you, SINNERS! A good switch'n with the hickory switch and immediate unconditional repentants will fix things temporarily...:D
 
LMAO. hehehehe.

Another way to check for masturbation.

See if there are any hairs on the palms of his hands!!!!!!!!

;) ;)
 
ahhhhh
i had another thing about what happens if your french and you masturbate but i can find it....
aghhhh i hate it when that happens!
 
ah ha i found something at least... :D

Q: What's the difference between a sperm bank and a regular bank?
A: When you make a deposit at a sperm bank, you lose interest!

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Q: Why did the logging train stop in the woods?
A: To let the lumberjack off.

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Q: What is a Yankee?
A: Same thing as a quickie, but a man can do it by himself!

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Q. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A. His hand caught fire.

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Q. What is the ultimate kind of rejection?
A. When you're masturbating, and your hand falls asleep.

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Q. Lovers celebrate Valentine's Day — what do masturbators celebrate?
A. Palm Sunday.

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Q. What two people were shot in a theater?
A. Abraham Lincoln, and the guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman.

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Q. What is the most sensitive part of the body during masturbation?
A. Your ears — to listen for footsteps.

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Q. What is the definition of a tough competitor?
A. In a masturbation contest, he finishes first, third, and ninth.

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Q. What's the difference between pink and purple?
A. Your grip!

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Q. What's the difference between "hard" and "light"?
A. You can get to sleep with a light on.

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Q. Why is masturbation better than sex?
A. Because you can see what you are doing!

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Q. What does a three-putt and masturbation have in common?
A. You're ashamed, but you know you'll do it again!



and my favourite

"Sorry I'm late for work, boss, but I had to help my Uncle Jack off the horse."

:D:D
 
I'm going to have a field day in my server/pro course tomorrow with the site that JJ posted...

AMD, third-world company making "knock-off" procs...ROFL
 
I'M BLIND!!!! I CAN'T SEE!!!!

Oh hell, I'll just feel for it. :p
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
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Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
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