A young couple.....

[powelly]

A young couple go out on a date and afterwards the young man drives his girlfriend home. on the pourch he places one hand on the wall and kisses her. He then asks her for a blowjob. She shakes her head no. " aw baby, please? just do it" she tells him "no". The young man continues pleading with her "please honey? A quick one.... here on the porch". Before the girl can answer the front door opens, her younger sister steps out and says "please! you blow him, or ill blow him, Dad even said he'd blow him, but for gods sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!"

 

[Krux]

teehee

had a similar experience with a baby intercom

 

[adek]

this story line was in a "mastercard" advert that has been going around


ps still funny though

 

[Un4gIvEn1]

Here ya go guys...
http://www.childrenofchaos.com/MasterCard.asf

That's the one.

I am only going to host this for a day or two so download it now. Hope you all enjoy it.

 

[Un4gIvEn1]

use the exact link... The link is case sensitive. Enjoy!

 

[Nick M]

Originally posted by powelly
A young couple go out on a date and afterwards the young man drives his girlfriend home. on the pourch he places one hand on the wall and kisses her. He then asks her for a blowjob. She shakes her head no. " aw baby, please? just do it" she tells him "no". The young man continues pleading with her "please honey? A quick one.... here on the porch". Before the girl can answer the front door opens, her younger sister steps out and says "please! you blow him, or ill blow him, Dad even said he'd blow him, but for gods sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!"

LOL! I heard this one before, told it myself, I like it lots!