- Joined
- 31 Mar 2002
- Messages
- 18,474
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when their car breaks down. They are unable to get repairs completed and it appears that they will have to spend the night in a motel.
The only motel in this town has only one room available so they have a minor problem.
Priest: "Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll sleep on the couch and you take the bed."
Sister: "I think that would be okay."
They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room.
Ten minutes later...
Sister: "Father, I'm terribly cold."
Priest: "Okay, I'll get up and get you a blanket from the closet."
Ten minutes later...
Sister: "Father, I'm still terribly cold."
Priest: "Okay Sister, I'll get up and get you another blanket."
Ten minutes later...
Sister: "Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night."
Priest: "You're probably right...get up and get your own blanket!"
:happy:
The only motel in this town has only one room available so they have a minor problem.
Priest: "Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll sleep on the couch and you take the bed."
Sister: "I think that would be okay."
They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room.
Ten minutes later...
Sister: "Father, I'm terribly cold."
Priest: "Okay, I'll get up and get you a blanket from the closet."
Ten minutes later...
Sister: "Father, I'm still terribly cold."
Priest: "Okay Sister, I'll get up and get you another blanket."
Ten minutes later...
Sister: "Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night."
Priest: "You're probably right...get up and get your own blanket!"
:happy:
