A guy walks into a bar...

Haha...I tried to look up some bar jokes on google, and learned something about my workplace:

The Site You Are Trying To Access Is Prohibited

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Category: "Humor"

Humor is thoroughly discouraged by the web filter here. :D
 
Ok ok i got a play on joke here

Questions:
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
How do you put a girafffe into a refrigerator?
There's a giant assemble for the animals (like lion king) all the animals are their but what one?
Now people come across a lake that has alligators in it... how do they get acrossed?

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Ansers:
Open the door and shove the elephant in, then close the door.
Open the door take the elephant out, then put the giraffe in then close the door.
The giraffe, because he is still in the refrigerator.
Swim because all the allergators are at the assemble

:D:D:D
 
Unwonted said:
Haha...I tried to look up some bar jokes on google, and learned something about my workplace:



Humor is thoroughly discouraged by the web filter here. :D

Dang! I just hate those jocularity filters, don't you!
:laugh:
 
Okay... these are sort of "off topic", but hey, they're funny (well, to me anyway...):

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter... he won't come, anyway.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idear... (no-eye-deer... get it?...)

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
fsh
 

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