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????????????????????????????????????

??????????????????????? “??” ???????

????????????“???? ”

????“one dollar ……”

?????????????????????? “ ????”

????“ three dollar?……”

????“????”

???? “ten dollar?!……”

????? “??????”

???? “hundred and one?!?!……”

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???????????????????????????????????????????????????

????????????????? “???????”??? “ten thousand……”

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Courtesy of babelfish:

The Shaanxi person opens ?? in US A Shaanxi person opened the family restaurant in the New York Chinatown, the son worked as ???, the maid tube has received money, the old father was ??. Some one day, in the shop has come a foreigner, has selected a wrap meal, eats to one half, "? works as", hit the soup bowl. The son ran looked at, said: "The bowl hit! " The foreigner thought that, "one dollar... ... " The maid hears the sound, also comes to look, sees on the place to have a broken bowl, asked: "Who dozen?" The foreigner thought that, "three dollar? ... ... " The son said that, "He hits!" The foreigner thought that, "ten dollar? ! ... ... " The maid also said that, "Also must hit a bowl!" The foreigner thought that, "hundred and one? ! ? ! ... ... " The old father kitchen is cutting the vegetable outside, hears the sound, how hurries runs watches a matter. Flustered center, forgot to lay down the kitchen knife. Five big three thick old fathers, grasp the kitchen knife to stand in the dining room, the foreigner as soon as looked, the palpitation acceleration, the blood pressure anxiously rises, but lets his brokenhearted Canada collapse is an old father's speech. The old father treats the son which on the heating furnace scoops up the soup to say that, "Very hot, little abundant spot!" Foreigner: "ten thousand... ... " (The foreigner pulls out the wallet by the astonishing speed from the pocket, poured inside all money on the table, then flew in circles like Liu equally dashes about wildly toward the entrance... ... )

I think I get the jist, just!
 
The bowl hit say in shanxi language is "wan da le",just like " $ 1"
 
well that was really ermm... anyway!
 
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