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Three pastors went on a yearly retreat to a cabin by a lake. While sitting around talking the first night, one Pastor said, "I have something I need to confess. I've been having an affair with my secretary."

The other two were shocked and prayed for him immediately.

A bit later, one of the other Pastors said, "Well, I have something to confess also. I've embezzled almost $500,000 from my church." They prayed for him immediately.

The rest of the weekend went normally, but the third Pastor didn't confess to any great sin. Finally, just before going home, the first two confronted the third.

"We've bared our hearts and soul, what about you?"

"Well", he said,"I'm not and adulterer or embezzler. My sin is gossip, AND I CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME!"
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
Xie wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
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Rest in peace my friend, been trying to find you and finally did in the worst way imaginable.

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