Kr0m
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25 Signs Showing U Might B Canadian...
1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".
2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped
my poutine, on the chesterfield."
3. You eat choclolate bars, not candy bars.
4. You drink Pop, not Soda.
5. You know that a Mickey and 2-4's mean, "party at the camp, eh!!!"
6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for
your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans.
7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.
8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
10. You know the Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.
11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carey, Celine Dion & more,
are Canadains.
13. You know the the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!
14. You know what a touque is.
15. You design you Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always
pronounced "Zed".
17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but requires 6
pages for hockey.
18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still
winter, and road work.
19. You know that when it's 25 degress outside, it's a warm day.
20. You understand the Labatt Blues beer commercials.
21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan".
22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from "Hockey Night in Canada".
23. You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade.
24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite
than, "Huh?"
25. You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all of your
Canadians friends and then you send them to your American friends just to
confuse them...further.
1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".
2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped
my poutine, on the chesterfield."
3. You eat choclolate bars, not candy bars.
4. You drink Pop, not Soda.
5. You know that a Mickey and 2-4's mean, "party at the camp, eh!!!"
6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for
your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans.
7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.
8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
10. You know the Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.
11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carey, Celine Dion & more,
are Canadains.
13. You know the the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!
14. You know what a touque is.
15. You design you Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always
pronounced "Zed".
17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but requires 6
pages for hockey.
18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still
winter, and road work.
19. You know that when it's 25 degress outside, it's a warm day.
20. You understand the Labatt Blues beer commercials.
21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan".
22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from "Hockey Night in Canada".
23. You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade.
24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite
than, "Huh?"
25. You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all of your
Canadians friends and then you send them to your American friends just to
confuse them...further.