$200

[bobsalot]

A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

" Hi, is Tony home?"
" No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
" No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "
Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

 

[Tittles]

Haha

 

[Bootsy]

lol

 

[kcnychief]

lmao

 

[Steevo]

So your girlfriend ever give you that $500 Tittles?

 

[kcnychief]

What did she have to do to earn it?

 

[Tittles]

So your girlfriend ever give you that $500 Tittles?

For what?

My two boobs,two balls and my willy? :lick:

 

[KingKian]

So your girlfriend ever give you that $500 Tittles?

Make it $600.

Show her your 2 top boobs, 2balls, willy and crack.

 

[Admiral Michael]

wtf? this thread is starting to hit rock bottom.

 

[Tittles]

Make it $600.

Show her your 2 top boobs, 2balls, willy and crack.

So no to crack!

 

[kcnychief]

*Dave Chappelle Voice* "Y'ALL ACT LIKE CRACK IS SO BAD"

 

[madmatt]

Moving on now...