103 Percent

[damnyank]

I hope this is not too colorful for this forum!

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L *poop* (sorry had to edit. you get the picture )
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, and bullshit will put you over the top.

But, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

 

[Piett]

Hahah i like it. it speakes to students, such as my self

 

[xsivforce]

Very good.

 

[Jewelzz]

hehe, how true

 

[TheBlueRaja]

He He

My preferred method however i s:-

L A Z Y N E S S

12 1 26 25 14 5 19 19 = 121%

Ahhh...

Time to chill for a while

 

[Kirrie2001]

Good thinking damnyank.

 

[damnyank]

But if you spell

LAZINESS correctly - it is only worth 105!

 

[TheBlueRaja]

Hey, like i said, im a lazy sod.

What you expect?

 

[madmatt]

damnyank, nice, heh!