$100 from God

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by cruiser78, Jan 26, 2003.

  1. cruiser78

    cruiser78 Me

    There was a little boy who wanted $100 very badly so his mother told him to pray to God for it. After praying hard for 2 weeks and getting no results he figured he'd write God a letter. So wrote his letter and sent it to Gog through the postal system. The postmasters saw his letter entitled to God, thought it was interesting, and opened it up to see what it was about. After reading it they figured they'd send it to the president. When the president gets the letter and reads it he tells his secretary to send the boy $5 cause he figures $5 is a lot for a little boy like him.
    When the little boy recieves the letter and sees $5 in it, he prays to God, "Thank you so much for answering my letter God, but did you HAVE to send it through Washington? They deducted $95."
  2. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Hey, Death and Taxes... ;) :happy:
  3. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

    hahahah :D
  4. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    LMAO. Hey cruiser78, it`s just as well they never sent it through Canada. :eek:
  5. cruiser78

    cruiser78 Me

    true true